Interesting and funny newspaper articles

[Citizen X]

My ward councillor knocked us down with her car!
We familiar with poor service delivery from the city council, and a barrage of complaints against the ward councillor’s. I recall with my pleasure one our prized articles wherein it was stated, ‘The councillor is eating our money,’ I actually agree BUT
‘Ward councillor in car knocked us over!” This is new, gentle people, this is one for the records!
“ When Glory Mdluli(45) and Naniki Kgwadi(62) were knocked over by a car while walking on the side of the road, they were shocked to see who the driver was. It was their ward councillor!
The driver was Councillor Gugu Mbatha and she was drunk.
“The worst thing is that the councillor fixed the wall but didn’t bother to check up on us.”