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  • Dave A
    Site Caretaker

    • May 2006
    • 22806

    #1

    Showers prevent AIDS

    Zuma reveals his HIV status.

    Proof that taking a shower promptly after having sex works?
    Participation is voluntary.

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  • garthu
    Gold Member

    • Dec 2008
    • 595

    #2
    Yup, imagine what the rest of the country makes of this! New epidemic on its way.

    Reality is also if he was positive, like he really would even allow it to go public but i guess there are a whole stack of reporters digging on this one just to be sure.
    Garth

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    • desA
      Platinum Member

      • Jan 2010
      • 1023

      #3
      Fearless leader, or clueless breeder?
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      • tec0
        Diamond Member

        • Jun 2009
        • 4624

        #4
        Well the truth is, I wonder about the HIV thing because it is known that even condoms can fail but not a shower! I am willing to bet that all those doctors and scientists working on a cure didn’t see this one coming...
        peace is a state of mind
        Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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        • Dave A
          Site Caretaker

          • May 2006
          • 22806

          #5
          Maybe the real secret is circumcision

          Given his lifestyle, known sexual history and professed philosophy about satisfying women, it really does seem like he's beaten the odds.
          Participation is voluntary.

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          • tec0
            Diamond Member

            • Jun 2009
            • 4624

            #6
            Well some have more luck then others...
            peace is a state of mind
            Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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            • wynn
              Diamond Member

              • Oct 2006
              • 3338

              #7
              This is a business opportunity to sell shower cubicles.
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              • desA
                Platinum Member

                • Jan 2010
                • 1023

                #8
                Originally posted by wynn
                This is a business opportunity to sell shower cubicles.
                A heat pump can provide water at 'aids-killing temperature'.

                Perhaps a super-duper product could be marketed as the Zumatic.

                In search of South African Technology Nuggets(R), for sale & trading in South East Asia.

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                • tec0
                  Diamond Member

                  • Jun 2009
                  • 4624

                  #9
                  I only see one problem with the “Zumatic” you will need running water for it to work right?
                  peace is a state of mind
                  Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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                  • desA
                    Platinum Member

                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1023

                    #10
                    Sure, get your squeeze to (wo)man the hand pump while you shower.
                    In search of South African Technology Nuggets(R), for sale & trading in South East Asia.

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                    • IanF
                      Moderator

                      • Dec 2007
                      • 2680

                      #11
                      Now we can see how to use condoms. This is one of the best caricatures I have seen.
                      Last edited by IanF; 11-May-10, 03:57 PM. Reason: added pic
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