Showers prevent AIDS

[Dave A]

Zuma reveals his HIV status.

Proof that taking a shower promptly after having sex works?

[garthu]

Yup, imagine what the rest of the country makes of this! New epidemic on its way.

Reality is also if he was positive, like he really would even allow it to go public but i guess there are a whole stack of reporters digging on this one just to be sure.

[desA]

Fearless leader, or clueless breeder?

[tec0]

Well the truth is, I wonder about the HIV thing because it is known that even condoms can fail but not a shower! I am willing to bet that all those doctors and scientists working on a cure didn’t see this one coming...

[Dave A]

Maybe the real secret is circumcision

Given his lifestyle, known sexual history and professed philosophy about satisfying women, it really does seem like he's beaten the odds.

[tec0]

Well some have more luck then others...

[wynn]

This is a business opportunity to sell shower cubicles.

[desA]

This is a business opportunity to sell shower cubicles.

A heat pump can provide water at 'aids-killing temperature'.

Perhaps a super-duper product could be marketed as the Zumatic.

[tec0]

I only see one problem with the “Zumatic” you will need running water for it to work right?

[desA]

Sure, get your squeeze to (wo)man the hand pump while you shower.

[IanF]

Now we can see how to use condoms. This is one of the best caricatures I have seen.