Fireworks

[Blurock]

I had a problem but tanks to mysterious events no one in our steed parties anymore. As in no one. And if they do then it only last till 10:00pm. I can live with that.

I have very considerate neighbours. When they do have a party, we get invited as well (so we can't complain) but it never goes with fireworks or boom boom taxi sounds (that's not music).

Have you been around these parts at at all, tec0? I am sure there are some neighbourhoods that will hire you...

[Mike C]

Seen on the back of a car at Gateway today:

I'm not getting old - its your music that sucks!

[mudyguts]

I had a neighbour who did the same thing. we even had a rocket that didnt take off properly land and explode in our yard.
That was the last straw.
If they had absolutely no consideration for my family and pets I had none for them.

I took an ordinary plastic shopping bag, filled a condom with about a litre of water and placed this in the shopping bag.
I lined up about five of these.
When the festivities were at there height I walked outside grabbed a packet and slung it as high up into the air above the house.
When they land on the roof, patio, cement or pool they make and almighty splash followed by a spray of water.
They cannot be identified and if you are really crafty your neighbour hasn't a clue where they came from and the bonus is he has to pick it up.
Just keep at it.

[Didditmiself]

And they can't see from which direction the bag came? Amazing!

[tec0]

I don’t do anything at all... Our mystery problem solver however... You wouldn’t believe half the things that happen. All I can say is our mystery problem solver is a crafty bugger. I remember a loud neighbour 4 houses down running up and down the steed screaming. His eyes were swollen and his clothing where ripped apart. Apparently while firing his loud fireworks someone “zapped” him with massive quantities of pepper spray or something along those lines. I wouldn’t know...

Another urban-legend was that a party was interrupted by large quantities of teargas! Now if that is true or not is beyond me BUT there are a few stories like that walking around. Whoever this person is he/she and or it... must have access to some really cool stuff...

[HR Solutions]

Pepper "rounds" that get shot from a paintball gun that explodes on the person work fantastically well. When it hits the person the pepper spray engulfs the person.

[tec0]

Again I wouldn’t know, All I know is these taxi’s with their massive sound systems don’t last. For a view months on end they just magically stopped on the side of the road. The engine dead, all the electronics dead. You couldn’t start it with a bolt of lightning!

What happened? I don’t know... They just randomly stopped and people had to phone for towing services. The towing services made a lot of money for a while. Like I said our mystery problem solver Whoever it may be got our steed so nice and peaceful. Everyone enjoys it. But every now and again you hear of some individual trying his luck after 10:00pm and it ended with them being bathed in something "irritable" and sometimes painful....