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    Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

    After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

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    The disease that makes people zombies But in reality, the complete opposite is true, says Professor Sanjeev Krishna of St George's, University of London and the Wellcome Trust. At the African hospital where he works in Lucala, about a 10-hour drive from the Angolan capital of Luanda, he see many patients with classic symptoms of the disease.

    "At first it will cause headaches, aching muscles and maybe itching.
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    "But in the late stages, when the parasites have invaded the brain, the signs become more obvious and ominous.

    "Victims find it hard to concentrate. They become irritable, their speech is slurred and they stop eating.

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    Even the peanuts

    You see even 'Peanuts' are not exempt
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    Pic of bakkie as i mentioned. I saw it again earlier this week, driving around Dave's area. Dave, they werent looking for you by any chance

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    They say you must cut off a zombies head to kill it and you shouldnt worry about it, because it is already dead. I suspect my ex wife might be a zombie.

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    this is the way to bury em

    This is the way to bury em
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    I'd prefer slow zombies than fast zombies anyday.

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    I was actually watching Walking Dead season 3 last night and yes I would prefer slow zombies they look a whole lot easier to kill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rafael View Post
    I was actually watching Walking Dead season 3 last night and yes I would prefer slow zombies they look a whole lot easier to kill
    The trick is not one slow zombie but 100 of them... Eventually they will get you not because they are fast or smart but rather because it is a never ending stream of madness. Eventually you will run out of strength and or bullets...

    I lost interest in the Walking Dead season 3... To much emo to little proper action and sound decision making. See the writer don't value human life thus the characters will not value life. There is always this idea that if there are no government there will not be respect for life and fights to the death for people's entertainment BS...

    But that is just me...
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    And you thought it was all bullshit? Here's proof.
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    And you thought this thread was dead???? mmmmh!
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