I plead not guilty, your honour
I plead not guilty, your honour
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Own SARS? Talk about aiming high!My tax number is x ID No y and I would like to know about the results after submitting my tax return, this is to check if I own SARS OR NOT.
Thanks
I regret odds are against you now owning SARS. However you will have to contact SARS to find out - www.sars.gov.za
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This happened yesterday.
Phone rings.
Me> Hi this is ***** ****** speaking.
Them> Hi mister ***** ****** this is ***** from ABSA and we would like to give you affordable life-cover.
Me> No thank you ***** but I have life-cover.
Them> but sir this is really affordable.
Me>But you don’t understand I have “interrupted by Them”
Them> Sir we understand but “interrupted by me”
Me> you already sold it to me a week ago!
Them> Oh sorry sir our mistake... hangs up!
Two hours later.
Phone rings.
Me> Hi this is ***** ****** speaking.
Them> Hi mister ***** ****** this is “same person then before” from ABSA and we would like to give you affordable life-cover...
Me>
peace is a state of mind
Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.
You are very patient.
My conversation goes like this (landline).
desA : Hello.
Caller : Sir, we have...
desA : Are you selling something?
Caller : Sir, we have...
desA : Click...
Anyone got any quick tips?I nid to know abt da learnership program because i am intrested in information tecnology learnership n i know that if i get a chance to learn i will be sum one toorrow
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Dave other than replying "huh" I don't know.
Here is my latest email received.
Hi,
I have a light design for a business card.
Please can you quote me for prints?
What details do you need?
Thanks!
Only stress when you can change the outcome!
My last one now has a sequel. I crafted a reasonable reply, complete with links, to give her a nudge in the right direction. The email bounced - she gave an invalid email address
Anyone heard the saying "No good deed will go unpunished"?
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Watching the ships passing by.
Latest one...
Honestly, what am I supposed to say?Please help i need a job
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