Is there somebody that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows a friend at Telkom that can assist in getting my ADSL line a little quicker ?

When I applied, I was told: " No problem, you can have the line in max 8 days time"
After 8 days I inquired again and was told that "maybe" by the end on June because they do not have enough ports in our exchange.
I cannot use I Burst as the signal is too weak ! and 3G is not really what I require.