No, because I'll never again move out of Africa.

Where else but in Africa is there such wonderful business opportunities with such big profits?
Take this one for example:
On my last trip through southern Africa my windscreen was stolen.
But only shortly after i realized this and finished with the cursing
a young fellow walked by and asked if i would like to buy this
windscreen he is taking to his uncle.
It appeared to be in great condition and the price was quite cheap.
Only the screen was mine to begin with.