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    The gift that every woman wants.

    Finally, the gift that every woman wants.
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    The trouble with opportunity is it normally comes dressed up as work.

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    Just a reminder to Men!

    A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.

    The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
    give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"

    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman replied.

    "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
    "No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said.

    "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman
    asked.

    "Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done
    in 20 years!"

    "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
    going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.

    The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with
    you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The woman replied,
    "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like.... after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
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    To all men:

    Do you want to know how to look at a women and be able to tell what she wants?

    Well. So do I.
    The trouble with opportunity is it normally comes dressed up as work.

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    To all men:

    Please don't try and understand women, you'll never get there! Many have tried and failed. Just love them and say yes most of the time.
    "Never confuse a mere bend in the
    road with the end of the line"

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    You started something Dragon slayer!!!
    "NETWORKING" is a "CONTACT" sport!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynette View Post
    To all men:

    Please don't try and understand women, you'll never get there! Many have tried and failed. Just love them and say yes most of the time.
    Yes Ma'am. Thank you for clearing that up for me.
    The trouble with opportunity is it normally comes dressed up as work.

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    What women want??? How long is a piece of string

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