Well since this post and the reaction from the commentators, I have become wiser.
1. I am a good fortune teller.
2. My mother wasn't honest with me.
I did predict that some commentators would say that Dr Zandre Botha, even after analyzing blood samples for 15 years, knows nothing about blood.
I WAS RIGHT. I'm a good fortune teller.
When I was little, my late mother ( bless her soul ) would always tell me to eat up all my carrots because they were good for my eyesight.
I ate more carrots than Bugs Bunny and his whole family put together.
At the age of 45, my arms were too short for me to read my comics. I needed reading glasses and my eyesight has deteriorated slowly but regularly since then.
I have spent the last 18 years wondering why my mother would not have been truthful.
Turns out that she was truthful but at the same time forgetful.
Thanks to you guys, the mystery has been solved.
She forgot to tell me that as well as eating the carrots, one also needs to be a medical doctor for good eyesight and to see things clearly.
Not just any degree. It must be an MHChB degree otherwise you cannot see a thing. If I knew that, I wouldn't have worried about all the carrot eating.
Anyway, thanks for solving that mystery for me.
It was fun to see how you guys tried everything in the book to distract attention away from the subject at hand.
If only one person was not distracted by all the nonsense then my mission was successful.
One at a time. That's how it works.
Until the next one
Peace out ... Derek.
Distractions, distractions. That's all it is.
40% for trying.
Water off a ducks back. Wasting your time with me. Grow up.
Just for interest sake and for those watching your antics, how old are you ?
I'd hazard a guess. Not a day older than 4. 😆😆
Nice try
NEVER
Any more distractions ?
Did you like this article? Share it with your favourite social network.