Given the title, it was only a matter of time before the SEO flies descended - I've already had to can the first attempt at stuffing a link onto this thread.

This is fair warning for those "SEO experts" who are going to try it on - I'm going to be really strict on standards and relevance with this thread. Please don't test me.

Mark has set the standard - make sure you meet it or do better if you want your post to make the cut.