IS CRIME A RECOGNISED OCCUPATION.

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  • Butch Hannan
    Bronze Member

    • Dec 2009
    • 184

    #1

    [Question] IS CRIME A RECOGNISED OCCUPATION.

    I am being facetious by asking this question. Let your mind run wild and consider what a CV for a job application would look like. Let us have some "sick fun"

    Just imagine what the tax return would look like for someone "gainfully" employed in this occupation.
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  • seeker24
    Email problem
    • Apr 2011
    • 2

    #2
    It is not a recognised occupation otherwise they would not be in hiding.
    but check out a job advert on a criminal job opportunity with 15 years history.

    other requirements:
    previous successful bank robbery,
    average robbery of 10 times in a month.
    wow

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    • Dave A
      Site Caretaker

      • May 2006
      • 22803

      #3
      Given the confidentiality legislation on tax returns, I wouldn't be surprised if you put your occupation as "bank robber" or "drug dealer" on your tax return and there was nothing SARS could do about it as long as you were paying your taxes.
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      • tec0
        Diamond Member

        • Jun 2009
        • 4624

        #4
        Well the safety officer will have an interesting job... and I would love to see the expression on a labour broker’s face “not to mention the union representative”
        peace is a state of mind
        Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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        • mbsmit
          Full Member

          • Oct 2011
          • 67

          #5
          Hi there,

          I happen to think that indeed it is. Wikipedia defines occupation to be "a regular activity performed for payment, that occupies one's time'', so I think crime complies with those requirements? Maybe not such an honorable occupation such as an accountant but anyway.

          Regards,
          Mr Smit
          "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere" Martin Luther King, Jnr

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          • tec0
            Diamond Member

            • Jun 2009
            • 4624

            #6
            Well considering that the profits are tax free and repeat of business can be forced on victi..uhhh customers, income is basically guaranteed as is employment. One would rather recommend that to invest some of that money into a proper legal fund and medical aid as the job is still considered high risk...
            peace is a state of mind
            Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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            • adrianh
              Diamond Member

              • Mar 2010
              • 6328

              #7
              Hmmmm...difficult one...

              Person A gives person B a note to pass to person C. The note tells person C to hold up a bank. Person C gets caught. Now person A pays a lawyer to get person C off. Person B says he didn't know what was in the note. The lawyer gets person C off. Who is considered to be the criminal - Of course the lawyer is totally innocent because he took money to do a job...but then so did person B & C...

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              • City Adults SA
                Junior Member
                • Nov 2011
                • 20

                #8
                Originally posted by Dave A
                Given the confidentiality legislation on tax returns, I wouldn't be surprised if you put your occupation as "bank robber" or "drug dealer" on your tax return and there was nothing SARS could do about it as long as you were paying your taxes.
                Al Capone could not be charged with any crime because there was insufficient proof he was complicit. They finally got him on tax evasion.

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                • City Adults SA
                  Junior Member
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 20

                  #9
                  Originally posted by adrianh
                  Hmmmm...difficult one...

                  Person A gives person B a note to pass to person C. The note tells person C to hold up a bank. Person C gets caught. Now person A pays a lawyer to get person C off. Person B says he didn't know what was in the note. The lawyer gets person C off. Who is considered to be the criminal - Of course the lawyer is totally innocent because he took money to do a job...but then so did person B & C...
                  If you become aware of a crime only "after the fact" you need to report it. By not reporting it makes you guilty in the 2nd degree. A lawyers job and mandate is not to judge whether you are guilty or not but to defend you "without prejudice" within the framework of the law. I know what you are thinking already and I agree but morality unfortunately has little to do with it. Take recent violent acts of criminality that have hit the newspapers recently. We all know who is guilty and so does his council but its the duty of his council to defend without prejudice and ensure that his client gets fair sentencing. Sometimes it works and sometimes ambiguities are exploited that serve wealthy defendants.

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                  • mother
                    Email problem

                    • Jul 2011
                    • 333

                    #10
                    I think it would be a splendid idea to bring in some legislation to tax convicted criminals for their crimes (specifically thieves/robbers/etc). After all, the crime did provide the criminal with an income/asset (something that added value to his estate), which should now be declared, and therefore taxed. Let's say he took a bicycle, then he gained an asset to the value of (more or less) R500, and if it took him approx 5 minutes to steal it, that would translate to an income of R48,000 per day - wow! What's the tax bracket for that kind of income?

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                    • adrianh
                      Diamond Member

                      • Mar 2010
                      • 6328

                      #11
                      A lawyers job and mandate is not to judge whether you are guilty or not but to defend you "without prejudice" within the framework of the law. I know what you are thinking already and I agree but morality unfortunately has little to do with it.
                      Perfectly put in a nutshell - and this explains why the best paying customers get the best lawyers and then get off. I suppose a lawyer can be seen as similar to being a surgeon, in that the surgeon repairs whatever damage may have been inflicted without judging the patient. If the surgeon were to judge the patient he or she would probably be unable to remove the bullet lodged in the rapist's spine!

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                      • City Adults SA
                        Junior Member
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 20

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mother
                        I think it would be a splendid idea to bring in some legislation to tax convicted criminals for their crimes (specifically thieves/robbers/etc). After all, the crime did provide the criminal with an income/asset (something that added value to his estate), which should now be declared, and therefore taxed. Let's say he took a bicycle, then he gained an asset to the value of (more or less) R500, and if it took him approx 5 minutes to steal it, that would translate to an income of R48,000 per day - wow! What's the tax bracket for that kind of income?
                        I really do like the way you think and I agree with you. Afterall SARS is not the custodian of our morals and they are in no way related to the judiciary or the safety and security cluster. Their mandate is to specifically to tax you on your earnings and gains without giving a crap where it comes from. Oh yeah, I like it.

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                        • City Adults SA
                          Junior Member
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 20

                          #13
                          Originally posted by adrianh
                          Perfectly put in a nutshell - and this explains why the best paying customers get the best lawyers and then get off. I suppose a lawyer can be seen as similar to being a surgeon, in that the surgeon repairs whatever damage may have been inflicted without judging the patient. If the surgeon were to judge the patient he or she would probably be unable to remove the bullet lodged in the rapist's spine!
                          Wow. Love the analogy. Spot on!

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                          • adrianh
                            Diamond Member

                            • Mar 2010
                            • 6328

                            #14
                            Think about this: If the criminal buys a stolen TV and resells it for a profit he will have to pay capital gains tax. Then of course he would want to deduct the cost of his knife from his tax because he uses his knife to derive his income.

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                            • tec0
                              Diamond Member

                              • Jun 2009
                              • 4624

                              #15
                              Originally posted by adrianh
                              Think about this: If the criminal buys a stolen TV and resells it for a profit he will have to pay capital gains tax. Then of course he would want to deduct the cost of his knife from his tax because he uses his knife to derive his income.
                              In any event do you think the criminal would like to make his TV licence TAX deductible? After all it is in his best interest to have a TV licence as he can face a serious phone call and be legally threaten with a blacklisting… Those phone calls from SABC can be really intimidating! Basically it is blackmail so maybe the criminal will not go legit on the TV license… Thus the question why would they register for SARS?
                              Maybe if they do they can get off with community service rather than spending time in prison?
                              peace is a state of mind
                              Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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