JWJ MOERMAN

[murdock]

if anyone knows this person or he is reading this...please tell this person to contact absa urgently...you have a shit load load of money sitting in an account and no contact details or the incorrect postal address.

[Dave A]

Mr. Moerman got moered stukkend by a taxi while trying to cross Rissik Street on his way to pay a bribe for a government contract. Unfortunately by the time the ambulance got there his wallet and briefcase had been stolen. With the grim prospect of medical costs being paid out of the Road Accident Fund, he was taken to a state hospital and died (officially from his injuries) a few days after admission.

Last I heard the curator for his estate had stripped all the accounts and was living in Europe somewhere.

So he missed one, huh?

[murdock]

is this for real dave?

[AndyD]

Mr. Moerman got moered stukkend by a taxi while trying to cross Rissik Street on his way to pay a bribe for a government contract. Unfortunately by the time the ambulance got there his wallet and briefcase had been stolen. With the grim prospect of medical costs being paid out of the Road Accident Fund, he was taken to a state hospital and died (officially from his injuries) a few days after admission.

Last I heard the curator for his estate had stripped all the accounts and was living in Europe somewhere.

So he missed one, huh?

I'm guessing either a bottle twelve year old Scotch or too long on the Vodacom switchboard had something to do with that little outburst.

[Dave A]

is this for real dave?

Maybe I should have asked the same question of your opening post

Andy - Definitely too much Vodacom, and Transnet - but perhaps another time. Sometimes it's a pity I don't drink.

[murdock]

yip i am getting post for this person with huge amounts of money and climbing with interest owing to him for 3 years now....id i could just get a copy of his ID i could pay off all my debt go on holiday and enjoy a couple months off work.

[Dave A]

And I thought you were getting one of those "I need your help to move some money" email scams

My apologies to you and Mr. Moerman

My post was pure fiction and intended tongue-in-cheek. Although the fact that it could even remotely be taken seriously does say something about the South African situation at the moment.

[murdock]

no problem dave...i have contacted the sender to advise them of the problem and have been assured they will take care of the problem and try contact the person ot the goverment will end up wit the money if unclaimed.

[Justloadit]

OK time to get a fake ID, saw in the paper that they got one for R50

[daveob]

yip i am getting post for this person with huge amounts of money and climbing with interest owing to him for 3 years now....id i could just get a copy of his ID i could pay off all my debt go on holiday and enjoy a couple months off work.

Isn't it illegal to read / open another persons post ?

[AndyD]

Aw c'mon Murdoch, you just made poor Dave write a retraction....tell us you're winding us up. I'm also getting an ID book made up in Mr Moerman's name just in case, it's so cheap I'll get one in Mrs Moerman's name as well for good measure.