stallion to a donkey

**tec0** · 21-May-10, 11:49 AM

Most men are terrified of the “big snip” but hey like you said a lot of the stories are BS. So yes take away the fear and keep us up to date.

Face it ALL men must make this decision eventually so it is good to know the facts.

**murdock** · 21-May-10, 12:30 PM

the doctor explained to me how it works...

there are 4 tubes that come from the factory...

2 which carry the manna who make the babas

and the other 2 are the ones which produce the feel good fells that make you think you are a stallion...

they cut the first 2 and tie a knot...dont worry they dont make the nut swell up because there is some long word other thing that chews them up as they are produced...then you go back after 10 or so squirts which for some of us depending on how long you have been married could take years or just days if newly married or if you have a side line squeeze...just to verify the manna are no longer supa charged...just wanabees.

but dont cut the other 2...well should i say hopefully dont cut the wrong ones other wise there will be a fully risen bun in the oven and you wont be feelin so lekka.

if the correct 2 are cut and all the tests prove you only have wannabees then you are officially a sport model...i am hoping to become one like this...could take a while with so work in the gym about 2 years work

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**murdock** · 21-May-10, 12:57 PM

i think i just found a partner for my baby and faster the car 415 km/hr...bike only 300km/hr...the blues go together dont you think

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**murdock** · 21-May-10, 01:02 PM

the bikes name is wild thing...need to come up with a name for the car "wicked"?

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**desA** · 21-May-10, 01:18 PM

Schedule a visit to Dr. Katzje Ballzoff. He has a way with the tools.

**murdock** · 21-May-10, 06:18 PM

pain...well i decided to go back to work in the morning and all seemed fine...it was a bit uncomfortable sitting working at my desk so i decided to go to site...rather...this proved to be a little more of a challenge driving...more concerned about breaking the stichers...but it was fine...just not a good idea to wear tight undies or jeans etc

when the medication started wearing off around 2 this afternoon some pain set in...if you can imagine what it feels like if someone taking a handful and was putting slight pressure

**tec0** · 22-May-10, 10:26 AM

So it is not completely painless then. Thought As much, still I think in a few days after the stitches have been removed you will probably feel fine.

**murdock** · 22-May-10, 12:06 PM

tec0 it is more pain full getting a filling at the dentist...the mates ragging you is worse than the pain...comments like...he dosent have the balls to do it now...half the man he use to be......anyone noticed the change in his voice...squeaky...i wonder if he will be able to get it up....they just dont stop...if you goan do it just dont tell anyone...and have it done on a friday..

this morning was a relief because i was expecting the worse...hadnt taken a pain killer for more than 9 hours and slept right thru...it was fine slight swelling but no pain...i have been taking pain killers evey 6 hours as recomended...i am still taking them just in case...and because if i dont the perks will stop

bonus is being spoilt at home...got to sleep in this morning and got breakfast...so lads there are perks included and you get to relax the weekend without a list of chores.

stiches disolve...the only return visit is for the sperm count.

**tec0** · 22-May-10, 06:45 PM

I find this post educational and yes I agree that sometimes it is good to say nothing to anyone especially about the topic at hand but honestly It is a “good to know” thing for me.

**murdock** · 23-May-10, 06:53 AM

day 3...took my last pain tablet yesterday afternoon...didnt need to but as the sister at the hospital said rather take it for 2 days then only take it if needed...went and did some grocery shopping yesterday afternoon...no problem.

woke up this morning no pain...off the pain killers...getting ready to go fishing

by the way a tip wear underpant...otherwise you sweat and the rubbing from your legs makes it uncomfortable...

had a look at the cuts yesterday they are 2.5 cm long each with a stitch in each.

asked around and found there are guys who have suffered and had painful experiences...but they went to a different doctor...if live in durban and want a pain free snip go to DR Jansen at westville hospital...all the nurses at the hospital also said he is the best...only one person had to return for bleeding...but walked out the hospital and had a cigarette straight after the operation and didnt wait the 2 hours...so you cant balme the doctor for your own stupidity.

just to keep you up to date on the donkey thing...i dont see that being a problem...the fella was standing at attention when the wife just took a look to see what the cuts looked like ...so she is smiling...

she was also concerned about the operation...she was of the opinion dont break something that works.

**tec0** · 23-May-10, 11:14 AM

So everything is still in working order. “That is a good to know” aspect of the story. Hope will give others the confidence needed. Enjoy your fishing

stallion to a donkey

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