Contact us funnies

[viper357]

lol, good idea Dave, we do get some real funnies now and again.

[Dave A]

How about this one.

I have trouble to see what my e-mail address is

I have trouble replying to tell you what the problem is. You've given an email address of alta [at] theforumsa.co.za and I just know it's not going to get to you.

[Dave A]

Sorry! My mistake methought you were SARS! Please cancel.

You're so right we're not SARS - we don't cost you money and might even save you some But I've cancelled your registration anyway.

Have a great weekend.

[Dave A]

Message: phon me 076671****
My reply: Why?
Message: ek wil my cd aan koope stop



Now what?

[Marq]

Dave - You did not tell us that your hit single was out already. Here you are selling it on the quiet to people outside the forum. Either that ..or youve been caught out selling copies of the now infamous raster anthem.

[Dave A]

I plead not guilty, your honour

[Dave A]

My tax number is x ID No y and I would like to know about the results after submitting my tax return, this is to check if I own SARS OR NOT.

Thanks

Own SARS? Talk about aiming high!

I regret odds are against you now owning SARS. However you will have to contact SARS to find out - www.sars.gov.za

[tec0]

This happened yesterday.

Phone rings.
Me> Hi this is ***** ****** speaking.
Them> Hi mister ***** ****** this is ***** from ABSA and we would like to give you affordable life-cover.
Me> No thank you ***** but I have life-cover.
Them> but sir this is really affordable.
Me>But you don’t understand I have “interrupted by Them�
Them> Sir we understand but “interrupted by me�
Me> you already sold it to me a week ago!
Them> Oh sorry sir our mistake... hangs up!

Two hours later.

Phone rings.

Me> Hi this is ***** ****** speaking.
Them> Hi mister ***** ****** this is “same person then before� from ABSA and we would like to give you affordable life-cover...

Me>

[desA]

You are very patient.

My conversation goes like this (landline).
desA : Hello.
Caller : Sir, we have...
desA : Are you selling something?
Caller : Sir, we have...
desA : Click...

[Dave A]

I nid to know abt da learnership program because i am intrested in information tecnology learnership n i know that if i get a chance to learn i will be sum one toorrow

Anyone got any quick tips?

[IanF]

Dave other than replying "huh" I don't know.
Here is my latest email received.

Hi,

I have a light design for a business card.
Please can you quote me for prints?

What details do you need?

Thanks!

[Dave A]

My last one now has a sequel. I crafted a reasonable reply, complete with links, to give her a nudge in the right direction. The email bounced - she gave an invalid email address

Anyone heard the saying "No good deed will go unpunished"?

[daveob]

[Dave A]

Latest one...

Please help i need a job

Honestly, what am I supposed to say?

[daveob]

Latest one...

Honestly, what am I supposed to say?

Now if he said " I want to work " .... you might have a reply for him.