Life Truths

[Morticia]

- Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Some days are a total waste of makeup.
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

[Dave A]

- If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.
- Some days are a total waste of makeup.

I'm having a little trouble relating to those two

[Caitlin]

Just when you find the key to success... they go and change all the locks!

[Dave A]

Just keep collecting keys...

[Caitlin]

I like your response, but im sure you've had the situation at home where you have a bunch of 200 keys and dont know what half of them are for

This starts up a whole other topic to be discussed under a new forum!

Regards,

Me!