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  • pmbguy
    Platinum Member

    • Apr 2013
    • 2095

    #1

    Funny School stories

    I had a teacher who enjoyed her naps after sport, at about 4. So the one day Shitfit only woke up at 7, “wierd”. She made for the door but it was too late, old Sneaky quietly locked her in the office at around 6. Sneaky was an old old school worker that moved very slooooowly and he looked sneaky when he walked. Anyway, she had a shit fit and went mad trying to break out. She used a desk as a ram and eventually broke out about 2 hours later into the corridor.....freaking out! The alarm went off which only made the hulk stronger. She flung herself over a security gate down the stairs and attempted to break down the schools front doors, did some damage mind you. When the security arrived they found a crazed woman looking like she just broke out of a mental institution after killing 2 nurses. She got her nick name from this incident.

    But here’s the best part, she actually had her keys with her all this time with which she could have opened her door, the gate by the stairs and the front school doors. Instead she broke out with dogged tenacity, but alas, security came to prevent her from passing the final two hurdles being the front doors and fence gate.
    It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. – Charles Darwin
  • eina26
    Full Member
    • Jul 2013
    • 40

    #2
    Haha. Time to transfer to a new school.

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