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  • HR Solutions
    Suspended

    • Mar 2013
    • 3358

    #16
    Originally posted by adrianh
    I have a bit of a problem on that front, I am torn between two lovers, the 10.1" tablet and the S4, the best I can accomplish is to make love to the one whilst gingerly stroking the other.
    Why not just have a threesome

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    • ians
      Diamond Member

      • Apr 2010
      • 3943

      #17
      A foursome, don't forget your wife, other wise you will be sleeping with the dogs and you don't want them licking everything
      Comments are based on opinion...not always facts....that's why people use an alias.

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      • pmbguy
        Platinum Member

        • Apr 2013
        • 2095

        #18
        The wife can get her own toy
        It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. – Charles Darwin

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        • adrianh
          Diamond Member

          • Mar 2010
          • 6328

          #19
          The wife already has the toaster, kettle and vacuum cleaner for her foursome, what more could she possibly need?

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          • Dave S
            Gold Member

            • Jun 2007
            • 733

            #20
            Originally posted by adrianh
            The wife already has the toaster, kettle and vacuum cleaner for her foursome, what more could she possibly need?
            The dishwasher, washing machine, tumble-dryer...
            Today Defines Tomorrow
            Errare Humanum Est Remitto Divinus

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            • adrianh
              Diamond Member

              • Mar 2010
              • 6328

              #21
              Lawnmower, weedeater and a wheelbarrow

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              • ians
                Diamond Member

                • Apr 2010
                • 3943

                #22
                They must be battery operated
                Comments are based on opinion...not always facts....that's why people use an alias.

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