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The Boere Computer Dictionary From South Africa
* Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai
* Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie
* Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer
* Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
* Window - What you shut when it's cold
* Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
* Byte - What mosquitoes do
* Bit - What mosquitoes did
* Mega Byte - What mosquitoes at the lake do
* Chip - A bar snack
* Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
* Modem - What you did to the lawns
* Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife
* Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
* Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
* Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
* Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
* Mainframe - What holds the shed up
* Web - What spiders make
* Web Site - The shed (or under the verandah)
* Cursor - The old bloke that swears a lot
* Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go
* Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go
* Upgrade - A steep hill
* Server - The person at the pub that brings out the lunch
* Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch
* User - The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
* Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
* Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
* Netscape - When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
* Online - When you get the laundry hung out
* Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up
* Monitor - Keeping an eye on the braai
* Download - Get the firewood off the bakkie
* Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold beer
* Keyboard - Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
* Window - What you shut when it's cold
* Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season
* Byte - What mosquitoes do
* Bit - What mosquitoes did
* Mega Byte - What mosquitoes at the lake do
* Chip - A bar snack
* Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
* Modem - What you did to the lawns
* Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife
* Laptop - Where the cat sleeps
* Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
* Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
* Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed
* Mainframe - What holds the shed up
* Web - What spiders make
* Web Site - The shed (or under the verandah)
* Cursor - The old bloke that swears a lot
* Search Engine - What you do when the bakkie won't go
* Yahoo - What you say when the bakkie does go
* Upgrade - A steep hill
* Server - The person at the pub that brings out the lunch
* Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the lunch
* User - The neighbour that keeps borrowing things
* Network - When you have to repair your fishing net
* Internet - Complicated fish net repair method
* Netscape - When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
* Online - When you get the laundry hung out
* Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up