Kama Sutra

[tec0]

Come on, tell us about all your kids that you know about.

Let me get this right you want someone to talk about there families in a thread called Kama Sutra?

right...

[pmbguy]

"families" so how many, without giving away their indentify off course

[adrianh]

Yes, that is what us married folk do every night. You could always download the Karma Sutra For Goat Herders. You may find that there may just be many different ways to please Billy!

[tec0]

oooh so clever... I think what goes on in that oldman mind of yours is fare more disturbing... But I suppose staring at a young new employee all day will play tricks on an old man like you. You get delusional and think "yea she likes me" while she thinks "please let this day just end" But hey who am I to judge.

[pmbguy]

Dam.. just as I thought I was going to go inside this happens

[adrianh]

Oh I don't think that what goes on in my mind is disturbing at all, most of my personalities find most of it rather amusing. Hmm...she just loves to sit on my lap while I dictate softly into her ear while stroking her firm bosom.

[tec0]

Oh I don't think that what goes on in my mind is disturbing at all, most of my personalities find most of it rather amusing. Hmm...she just loves to sit on my lap while I dictate softly into her ear while stroking her firm bosom.

your mind is your mind and you are the master of your mind... But really stop smoking my socks!

[adrianh]

You still haven't told us whether you ar married and whether you have kids, come come, no wriggling out of the question?

[tec0]

You still haven't told us whether you ar married and whether you have kids, come come, no wriggling out of the question?

As I was going to St Ives

I met a man with seven wives

Every wife had seven sacks

Every sack had seven cats

Every cat had seven kittens

Kittens, cats, sacks, wives

How many were going to St Ives?

[adrianh]

Anyway, I am going to put down my tablet now and pull some Karma Sutra moves with the missus. You sleep well now.

[pmbguy]

Adrian I think that Tec is way to mysteries to ever give a straight answer...like the series Lost...we will never really know what is going on.

@Tec0 if you tell us you win

[pmbguy]

Anyway, I am going to put down my tablet now and pull some Karma Sutra moves with the missus. You sleep well now.

I hate you so much right now

[tec0]

I hate you so much right now

don't worry about it the missus will tell him where she hid his blowup doll and send him on his way...

[pmbguy]

don't worry about it the missus will tell him where she hid his blowup doll and send him on his way...

Look I suspect a larger plot but anyway since you going to bed Geniet mama se tietie

[pmbguy]

I vote this the funniest post of 2013

far be it from me to give advice on the subject. But yea woman hate it if the man "goes out" and only come back the next day. Then they go where have you been you smell like perfume. You cheated on me bla bla bla. I know the drill we used to be a big household with two complete families living in a very small house. Truth is when you pull out an expensive bottle of perfume and said. I went out to clear my head decided I still love you got you this... The female normally don't know how to react. Remember now they called you a cheater and all that hard words to take back.

I personally are not the cheating kind. I am all for working on a relationship. But if manipulation is the name of the game... then it ain't love... Woman say they have the right to be happy right... Well you have the right to be happy too. Men tend to think a physical relationship is just as important and we are programmed to do so via nature.

Remember they expect you to sit with PMS and mood swings and arguments that will get progressively worse. Then it is not wrong to expect them to deal with your expectations. That is why it is called a relationship.