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  • pmbguy
    Platinum Member

    • Apr 2013
    • 2095

    #1

    Kama Sutra

    For the true enthusiasts



    I have the PDF on my PC but it won’t upload, so here is a link to the same book (PDF)
    It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. – Charles Darwin
  • adrianh
    Diamond Member

    • Mar 2010
    • 6328

    #2
    There is only one problem, you pull one of them moves and the lady goes "are you drunk, you think I'm gonna do that, p1$$ off" and you go "but dear, it will be fun" and foolishly you say "I saw it in movie last night and they really seemed to enjoy themselves" now you are really in deep k@k because she wants to know the name of the movie, the age restriction, where you got it, why you watched it without her, why you watched it at all, and why you didn't ask her if you could watch it. And you go "so what would you like to do do" and she goes "I want to have oral sex" and you think " faaaak, this my lucky day" and you ask "so who goes first" and she says that she will and you think "man that s great" so you ask "shall I stand or sit" and she says "stand and turn so that your willy faces the door" and you think "damn, woman, you sure are kinky, what you gonna do now sitting the behind me on the couch" so you sort of splutter "oh baby, give it to me" and she goes "ok, you can f..k off now"...that is oral sex when you p1$$ the madam off!

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    • tec0
      Diamond Member

      • Jun 2009
      • 4624

      #3
      lol my word you know the really sad part is I am single by choice. You two have DM's and still you spend as much time as me on the net? That is just bloody sad....

      peace is a state of mind
      Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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      • adrianh
        Diamond Member

        • Mar 2010
        • 6328

        #4
        You will learn one day, if you're lucky that it is quality, not quantity that counts!

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        • adrianh
          Diamond Member

          • Mar 2010
          • 6328

          #5
          To be perfectly honest I am busy rung a huge laser cutting job and busy doing the drawings for another. I am hell bent to finish both tonight. I've got another hour or so to go then its done. I cut the next job tomorrow morning early.

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          • pmbguy
            Platinum Member

            • Apr 2013
            • 2095

            #6
            Originally posted by adrianh
            To be perfectly honest I am busy rung a huge laser cutting job and busy doing the drawings for another. I am hell bent to finish both tonight. I've got another hour or so to go then its done. I cut the next job tomorrow morning early.
            So no nooky?
            It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. – Charles Darwin

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            • adrianh
              Diamond Member

              • Mar 2010
              • 6328

              #7
              I'll see how I feel later.

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              • pmbguy
                Platinum Member

                • Apr 2013
                • 2095

                #8
                You mean you will see if you feel like begging later
                It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. – Charles Darwin

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                • adrianh
                  Diamond Member

                  • Mar 2010
                  • 6328

                  #9
                  Listen, when the DM fears that you my run off with a young stukkie there ain't no begging, you are the one that gets to hear "yes dear, what would you like to do tonight"

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                  • tec0
                    Diamond Member

                    • Jun 2009
                    • 4624

                    #10
                    Originally posted by adrianh
                    Listen, when the DM fears that you my run off with a young stukkie there ain't no begging, you are the one that gets to hear "yes dear, what would you like to do tonight"
                    In your dreams maybe... hehehehe and that young stukkie only wants your money oom... unless if she is into Necrophilia? How old are you again a 100 or something?
                    peace is a state of mind
                    Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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                    • adrianh
                      Diamond Member

                      • Mar 2010
                      • 6328

                      #11
                      I don't care if she wants my money, I want her body, not her mind!

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                      • tec0
                        Diamond Member

                        • Jun 2009
                        • 4624

                        #12
                        Originally posted by adrianh
                        I don't care if she wants my money, I want her body, not her mind!

                        Ja nee kyk... suppose you are that desperate... she will walk away with everything you dreamed of owning oom. Remember these words...
                        peace is a state of mind
                        Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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                        • tec0
                          Diamond Member

                          • Jun 2009
                          • 4624

                          #13
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                          The Truth
                          peace is a state of mind
                          Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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                          • pmbguy
                            Platinum Member

                            • Apr 2013
                            • 2095

                            #14
                            Originally posted by adrianh
                            Listen, when the DM fears that you my run off with a young stukkie there ain't no begging, you are the one that gets to hear "yes dear, what would you like to do tonight"
                            Wow interesting, you have managed to reverse the roles, well done. In doing this you have become God like!
                            It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. – Charles Darwin

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                            • adrianh
                              Diamond Member

                              • Mar 2010
                              • 6328

                              #15
                              I think the next time an appointment gets cancelled on you you should simply go "ok, no problem, I'm really very tired anyway". You see, they think that they are in control becuase they think you are hard up and can't do without, when you make out as it is their loss then you disable the weapon. Some dm's think that they are very clever by witholding access and using it as a method of control. Its a very dangerous game that they play because one may just turn around and say "no problem, you keep it, I'll go get it elsewhere" What I found in life as a whole is that one shouldn't get into arguments, you give one warning and the next time you pick up your keys and head for the door. If she asks where you're going you tell her that you may go for a milkshake or go clubbing, that you'll decide on the way. Will she risk you doing it, hard to say, but the point that I am trying to make is that they need to know that they are not the only meal in town and that closing the shop is a very dangerous game to play.

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