THE GREAT ILLUMINATI

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  • Illuminati
    Email problem
    • Mar 2015
    • 1

    #1

    THE GREAT ILLUMINATI

    Do you want to become a member of the GREAT ILLUMINATI and gain all you seek in life, we can give you all you want to achieve in life. Wealth, power, fame, influence, popularity, here is a chance for you to achieve your dream, just contact us via illuminatibaphoment@yahoo.com or_+1 281 310 0177 SMS and US RESIDENTS ONLY
  • Dave A
    Site Caretaker

    • May 2006
    • 22803

    #2
    Damn, I nearly deleted that as garbage.

    But on second thought, I could do with some comic relief.
    Participation is voluntary.

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    • wynn
      Diamond Member

      • Oct 2006
      • 3338

      #3
      Sorry, but the 'Scientologists' beat you to it!

      And if I recall correctly the word is 'Baphomet'
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      • HR Solutions
        Suspended

        • Mar 2013
        • 3358

        #4
        Originally posted by Illuminati
        Do you want to become a member of the GREAT ILLUMINATI and gain all you seek in life, we can give you all you want to achieve in life. Wealth, power, fame, influence, popularity, here is a chance for you to achieve your dream, just contact us via illuminatibaphoment@yahoo.com or_+1 281 310 0177 SMS and US RESIDENTS ONLY

        Do you also do penis enlargements ?

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        • adrianh
          Diamond Member

          • Mar 2010
          • 6328

          #5
          I want a boerewors roll and a Coke!

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          • taylorrene
            Email problem
            • Nov 2015
            • 1

            #6
            JOIN ILLUMINATI ORDER CALL,
            +27833428710 FOR RICH, WEALTH, FAME, LOVE and LUCK Welcome to the great temple of Illuminati worldwide. Are you a Pastor,Politician, Business man or woman,Musician or an Artist, do you want to be famous or you want to become rich or powerful you can achieve your dreams by being a member of the Illuminati with this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish People say that the Illuminati are exceptionally wealthy. Is that true?It's true that all twelve members of the Ruling Council are wealthy, but money,for us, simply funds our mission,nothing else. We are not worshipers of Mammon, as our accusers you believe. You were born free and die free but will you live free? As long as habit and routine dictate the pattern of living,new dimensions of the soul will note merge. "Wealth" of the Illuminati is in the form of priceless treasures, not "liquid"money. Some members of the Illuminati have acquired considerable wealth; if you want to join Illuminati contact the priest. To join everyone can join but are you going to keep the secret? BRIEFLY this is a spiritual worshiping whereby it helps you to be successfully in whatever you're doing in life. All men and women are welcome to join this Temple of Only Success, Respect and Super-Rich Model's DJ and rappers welcome Politicians come and wetness Bring your lovers name only and seethe changes Business men and women Students come and clean your future GET OUT OF POVERTY Get off the poverty road and onto the path of prosperity now. If money has been tight and things haven't been going very well financially, Our Illuminati society will empower you to change your life and live your life to the fullest.CALL: +27833428710.Email: joinilluminatisa@mail.comhttps://joi....wordpress.com

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            • Dave A
              Site Caretaker

              • May 2006
              • 22803

              #7
              I see the local branch is keen to get in on the action too
              Participation is voluntary.

              Alcocks Electrical Services | Alcocks Pest Control & Entomological Services | Alcocks Hygiene Services

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              • HR Solutions
                Suspended

                • Mar 2013
                • 3358

                #8
                Yeah yeah yeah ....... contact me urgently .......... ..................

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                • adrianh
                  Diamond Member

                  • Mar 2010
                  • 6328

                  #9
                  Jacob Zuma paid One million thousand twenty eleven hundred rand and five and hundred and six cents to become a member!

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                  • tec0
                    Diamond Member

                    • Jun 2009
                    • 4624

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Illuminati
                    Do you want to become a member of the GREAT ILLUMINATI and gain all you seek in life, we can give you all you want to achieve in life. Wealth, power, fame, influence, popularity, here is a chance for you to achieve your dream, just contact us via illuminatibaphoment@yahoo.com or_+1 281 310 0177 SMS and US RESIDENTS ONLY
                    looks to me that "THE GREAT ILLUMINATI" is flat broke having to use free e-email service... i wonder what the real "ILLUMINATI" does to fakes???
                    peace is a state of mind
                    Disclaimer: everything written by me can be considered as fictional.

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                    • Xplosiv
                      Bronze Member

                      • Dec 2013
                      • 102

                      #11
                      The local branch sounds a lot like the local sangomas who advertise around here, but I particularly like the

                      Originally posted by taylorrene
                      JOIN ILLUMINATI ORDER CALL,
                      ...Politicians come and wetness...

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