KristiKat

Originally Posted by adrianh

@KristiKat - I'm listening to Peter Tosh - Stepping Razor right now:

I Dedicate the chorus to you:


If you wanna live
Treat me good
If you wanna live, live
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
Said I'm dangerous

You go girl!

Originally Posted by Alice Rain

I love this one!!!! Why did this pilot I was speaking to get someone annoyed with me, I was discussing a book called 'It doesn't matter where you sit'....

Originally Posted by wynn

At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.
Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed replied "Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one."



For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.



The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking
round his

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