I've been having problems with the thinners that we use for spray painting. We've always used Colbrite thinners and its always worked extremely well. The last couple of litres caused the clear laquer to go hazy white. So I phone up Colbrite in Cape Town and explain the problem to their technical guy. While I'm trying to explain the problem the guy keeps interrupting me. The more I asked him to listen to me the more aggressive he got. so after going back and forth with this for a couple of minutes I say to him that he is wasting my time. This guy shouts F*CK YOU and puts the phone down.

Uh, ok...So I phone them up and and ask them to speak to the owner...And lo and behold, who is a director...

A German employee overheard this lot, simply smiled and said: Only in South Africa....