I've just received the following SMS:
A new era has dawned! Join me as I make a vote for progress, a vote for a better life for all! Vote ANC on April 22. Working together we can do more! Jacob Zuma
Really Jacob you shouldn't have, man. Really, you shouldn't have.

Surely you've got more important things to do right now than send me an SMS.

But can I keep your cellphone number? There's this sweet little contract I'm looking at and your experience in these matters would help greatly, I'm sure.

Good luck tomorrow