Firstly, I am so bad with directions that I can drive past my own house, (I call it eccentric genius, my wife mutters something about dumb ass)

So since my Nokia gave up ghost all is lost.
I have google maps and those things on tablet but it does not talk, it gives me directions which is better than nothing, but I f the first instruction is head south on M7,thats it GAME OVER.

Please help