That should be the lyrics of your jingle
I don’t know what goes on in those backrooms but something mysterious is at foot. How can it possibly take so long to dispense? What is really going on behind closed doors. After relevant information is presented they take it to the backroom where there is a very old computer (1978). They enter into it the code from Lost 4 8 16 27 33 42... this sets off a series of slow very slow events. It involves a Midget a Priest and the Blessing of the entire board of Clicks... Click.....clic..... clicks wait and wait and wait... ...
I swear out of all the chemists and shops I know, Clicks must be the slowest