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    Cheesy pick up lines!

    As the male species we famous or rather infamous for the cheesy pick up lines we used at one time or another to win the affections of the fairer sex. I always took mine from songs
    “I’m like a knight in shining armour from a long time ago, just in time I will save the day, take you to my castle far away.” Peter Cetera
    In a galaxy far away, I once made a mistake, I quoted Depeche Mode’s lyrics “Somebody” to a “princess”, I sold it as my words.
    She was no doubt initially impressed BUT when she found out I plagiarised the words of a song, she was not impressed at all! I’ll acknowledge my cheesy lines going forward. I still envy those guys out there who have poetic savvy!!!!
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    Very romantic. I also had a girlfriend at school, but she never knew it...
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    Here's a far more efficient way:

    You walk up to the lady and ask "Do you .... on first dates". The answer is a fat smack on the ear 29 out of 30 times. Just think, no wine-ing, dining or any of that nonsense, it just takes 29 slaps and then you're made....

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