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  1. Quotable quotes

    Quote Originally Posted by Graeme View Post
    For such is the irresistable nature of truth that all it wants, and all it asks, is the liberty of appearing.
    Judge Thomas Boon Talford
    Tags: inspiring, quotes
  2. lovely cheers

    Quote Originally Posted by adrianh View Post
    @KristiKat - I'm listening to Peter Tosh - Stepping Razor right now:

    I Dedicate the chorus to you:

    If you wanna live
    Treat me good
    If you wanna live, live
    I beg you treat me good
    I'm like a walking razor
    Don't you watch my size
    I'm dangerous
    Said I'm dangerous

    You go girl!
    Tags: cheers, fans, lyrics, razor
  3. The Friday funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by Alice Rain View Post
    I love this one!!!! Why did this pilot I was speaking to get someone annoyed with me, I was discussing a book called 'It doesn't matter where you sit'....
    Tags: jokes, pilot
  4. The Friday funnies

    Quote Originally Posted by wynn View Post
    At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.
    Grandpa's doctor tried to explain that at his age sex with a young girl could be dangerous, even fatal. Grandpa, not the slightest bit perturbed replied "Oh well, if she dies, I'll just get myself another one."

    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

    The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking
    round his
    Tags: jokes, priest