Women Drivers

[Alan]

Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my
Right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 140km/hr with her
face Up close to her rear vision mirror putting on her eyeliner! I
looked away For a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my Lane still working on that makeup!!
It scared me so much That I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which
fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn
BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the
cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnected an
important call!!!

BLOODY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!