what will happpen if you don't marry?

**adrianh** · 02-Mar-11, 11:03 AM

Given that a woman's place is in the bedroom and in the kitchen, marriage is a very bad idea. If you don't get married you can have a different woman in the kitchen & bedroom (every day) Jacob Zuma has the right idea, there should always be a woman available that doesn't have a headache, is in a foul mood or just downright bitchy! Another idea is to marry many women for different purposes (maybe thats what JZ did) 1 for the kitchen, 1 to wash the cars and look after the garden, 2 for the bedroom (ok we'll include a spare in case of headache 3) & 1 for general tasks like buying beer, fetching pizza, finding the remote control, washing the clothes & dishes, picking up clothes, driving when the man is too drunk. They should all be fitted with volume controls and have a ultra hot, very hot, hot & off selector switch.

**tec0** · 02-Mar-11, 12:41 PM

adrianh > Well actually we pay for the carwashes, the cars the pizza that will probably be delivered under armed guard. We pay for the staff that does the dishes and housework we pay for the gardeners for all 5 first ladies. And we pay for their companies; establishment’s vacations and the list go on and on. No wonder we must pay tax on our winnings at the local casino. Wife number 6 is probably on the way with a list of brand new demands. Perhaps we must introduce a law defining how many first ladies a country can have. And get better tax returns?

**Dave A** · 02-Mar-11, 05:45 PM

When it comes to JZ and his wives, there's two things I've wondered about:

Are the wives allowed to be as promiscuous as he is?

and

If one of those wives married a second husband, would hubby 2 and JZ be husbands-in-law?