Who would you vote for State President?

[QUINN]

Sure.....now that his most trusted financial advisor is out of jail it might make sense.

[Dave A]

Now we have the makings of a decent list. Sorry Dave your list of snivelling paltroons is being seriously challenged here.

Chuck Norris
Schalk Burger
Vernon Koekemoer
.........

What about Evita Bezuidenhout, Johnny Clegg.....man this is hard.

And Julius Malema?

[Marq]

Julius as the class clown can be MP of the National Entertainment Portfolio.
But to be on the Presidents List along with real people and names like we are lining up here.....mmmmm......let me think........Ok - I have it - Why?

[Dave A]

Looking at your list so far, I see a representivity problem. Even the only woman on the list isn't a woman!

How about Mark Lottering then?

[Morticia]

I vote for Tannie Evita - The class she will return to parliament, the Gavin Rajah designs, the Jimmy Choos........I shiver in anticipation

[Marq]

Representivity and human rights are getting this world into trouble. Thats why we just need someone who can stand up and do the job. So a stand up would be a good choice.

OK - So Marc could be a winner, but then we would also have to put in Barry Hilton, cause he can do RoboCop like no one else and thats what we need here to clean up the streets.

What about that big mouth from highveld radio, whats his name...mmmm....Jeremy Mansfield - is he still around annoying people? Cause you need someone who could still get up peoples noses, while sorting the country out.

And no the youth leader funny guy is not worthy of being recognised as a stand up comic - his off the cuff section is not practised enough and very sloppy - so he is still out as far as I can see.

[Dave A]

If we don't find nominees with support in Soweto and Kayelitsha, this election would be rigged

[Debbiedle]

Representivity and human rights are getting this world into trouble. Thats why we just need someone who can stand up and do the job. So a stand up would be a good choice.

Don't understand, there are already some stand ups in the original list Dave offered

[Marq]

Yes - but those ones are the joke, rather than tell jokes, have a limited following, cannot perform and want huge attendance fees unlike most Real Stand Up artists who are used to being poor and would do stuff cause they can, they want to and are able to see life as it really is.

[Marq]

this election would be rigged

Of course it would be......It wouldnt be a proper election if it wasnt rigged.

I am sure we should be able to find someone in those areas you mentioned, that would save us from ourselves. How about Irwin Khoza for the Soweto side - he seems like a nice gan...er guy.

I have also sourced a potentially great person by the name of Abrie Beeslaar to represent the Cape region. Now he is considered honest, hardworking and commited by his peers. He is a winemaster of note from Kanonkop with some prestigious awards under his belt. He is only 36 and has a nice smile. While I am not a fan of Kanonkop wines I am sure he could brew something up that would get the nation to lie down and look up to him.