The onion report
so, apple is releasing a new product. it's the apple MacBook wheel, and as you can see, it's a giant ipod touch pad, a button or two and a screen.
I had to explain to a co-worker why I was laughing so hard (headphones on) when the guy says "I'll buy anything that is shiny and made by apple."
I'll keep my comments about de-evolution of mankind till after a few posts.