Server performance was pretty shoddy this morning. I'm sorry about that.
Apparently our hosting service was shunting a problematic account out the door and getting their account into a backup ready to dump was heavy on resources.
Judging by current load speeds, which suddenly are really awesome, getting rid of the resource hog might just have been worth the high blood pressure I had while we were having problems.
I hope it didn't ruin your day too.