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    Butter side down? NOT!

    You know the irrefutable laws of the universe?

    The one that says a dropped slice of buttered toast always lands butter side down?

    Not today, I was carrying my two slices of toast to the steps from the deck to the pool so I could sit in the shade and enjoy my lunch.

    On the top step one slice slid off the plate rolled on its edge down the steps across the paving and into the pool.

    I have just proved the exception to the rule.
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    I have never seen toast roll You sure you doing it right?

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    You buttered the wrong side of the toast!

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    Yea, I should have buttered the edges!
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    Perhaps it works different in the shade
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    This is how you confuse the sh1t out of the universe:

    Given:
    1. Buttered bread always falls on the buttered side.
    2. Cats always land on their feet.

    Method:
    1. Tie a buttered piece of toast (butter side up) to a cats back.
    2. Push the cat off the roof!
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    I before E except after C is refuted by science.
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    Quote Originally Posted by adrianh View Post
    This is how you confuse the sh1t out of the universe:

    Given:
    1. Buttered bread always falls on the buttered side.
    2. Cats always land on their feet.

    Method:
    1. Tie a buttered piece of toast (butter side up) to a cats back.
    2. Push the cat off the roof!
    An example of perpetual motion?
    "Nobody who has succeeded has not failed along the way"
    Arianna Huffington

    Read the first 10% of my books "Didymus" and "The BEAST of BIKO BRIDGE" for free
    You can also read and download 100% free my short stories "A Real Surprise" and "Pieces of Eight" at
    http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/332256

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    Quote Originally Posted by sterne.law@gmail.com View Post
    I before E except after C...
    Weird, my beige neighbour with a hefty weight would disagree.

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