Has the festive season started yet?

Where have all the clients gone?

The past week has been dreadfully quiet, from a business point of view - it's as if someone threw the switch on my business.

The phone is quiet, my inbox is boring - have I offended everybody?

Even my newsletters, which generally precipitate enquiries, seem to be falling on deaf ears...

Sorry, no Christmas presents for anyone, if this continues for much longer.